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                                                        Your name is (first name) (last name) and you are (age) years old. You had a buch of interests....but do we care? HAHA! NO! Joking! You like to SING and DANCE. You also liked to DRAW and WATCH ANIME. You were not a girly girl it got so bad some people believed you were part guy! You have a roomate by the name of KARKAT VANTAS and his he a PAIN in your head. He dosent SHUT UP and always watches ROMCOMS with you. SICK! You liked him though anyway.


 


                                                      Its currently 8:30 in the morning and you are sound asleep.....wait nevermind. You heard loud bangs and thumps come from the attic. Probably the guy who rented it. You think his name was something like ANDREW HUSSIE but you also recall he thought he was superman or something swinging his broom around. Hes probably doing that right now. Wrecking all of your collectables...planning to take control.....NOT! You also like to see if you can troll yourself...wow...


 


                    Karkat was downstairs probably cooking breakfeast saying you cant cook. You got up and was thinking of getting yourself ready.' nahh mabye later' you think. Your feet rush down the wooden stairs patting through the house. Karkat sit at the bottom of the stairs with a very red face." WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? THE STUIPID HUSSIE GUY WAS EATING ALL THE PANCAKES WHILE HE DOSENT EVEN HAVE A MOUTH!" Karkat shouted. You patted his head. "Karkat please....Ill have something else." you said."BUT I WANTTED YOU TO HAVE A GOOD BREAKFEAST ON YOUR ONLY DAY OFF!" Karkat growled. You just shrugged it off and went and grabbed a cherry poptart. You went to your computer to see who was online."Lets see...Nepeta, Terezi, Dave and Andrew." You say.


 


 awsomeHussinator [AH] beggan pestering rainbowZombie [RZ] at 8:50 a.m.


AH: $oooo hoooovv vvhere the vvaffle$


RZ: A|\|dreeeew Pl34seeee St0p


AH: coooo|\/|e oooon {first name}


rainbowZombie [RZ] ceased pestering awsomeHussinator [AH] at 8:51 a.m.


 


                        Nevermind. That was enough pestering for now. You turned around the chair and saw Karkat inches away from your face." WHY DO YOU PESTER THAT FOOL OF A.... WHATEVER HE IS!" he glared at you. You backed away with a (blood color) blush on your cheeks. " Karkat hes just lonley beside that lady that visits him. Ms.Paint!" You exclaim. Karkat kept his even glare at you. You got up and walked over to the couch from keeping thngs from getting more awkward than it already was. You pulled out an ipod and from your pocket and listened to your favorite song Viva La Vida. It showed basically how you felt toward most people. You never trusted a lot of people only Karkat really.


 


                                            Karkat walked toward you. He was yelling at you about something. You just turned up your music loud. Karkat grew angrier with you by the second. " (FIRST NAME) ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!?!" He exclaimed. You looked at him and smiled and danced around."♫~From~the~streets~I~used~to~ooooowwwnn~♫" You sang. He walked away from you glaring at you. "Why wont you listen?" he mumured to himself.


                                   _AWSOMETIMESKIPOFTIMEITUDE-


                                                ~Andrew Hussie PoV~


                                                        You Cant be Andrew! His awsomness is too cool to handle! But ill let you!


                                You sit in the air vent spying on Karkat and (first name) Since they didnt know that you were secretly the ruler of the world. You didnt think that Karkat would fall into a flushed felling with a noncannon character. WAIT! HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS AND WHY ARE YOU STALKING THEM?? Your Andrew Hussie of course! You know everything. (first name) was also flushed for Karkat but none of them would tell anytime soon so who would haveto do this....You!


                                        You pull out your broom and get ready to do a super ninjalike roll through the vent and tie them up and admit it. You know you cant but you will attempt anyway. GO!


                                You push open the rusty vent and jump out like a ninja Santa. Karkat turns around and jumps back. You fall on the floor as he fell onto you. (first name) walk in and sees you guys on the floor in some awkward postition." WoW!" She laughs. Karkats face got candy red of embarrasment. He stands up and runs up to her. " I-ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE HE JUMPPED OUT OF THE VENT AND ATTACKED ME LIKE SOME SORT OF B-" he paused." Buff awsome hunk!" i inturrupted


                                                ~(first name) PoV~


                                                    What was going on!! You were to busy laughling out your heart to notice. You litterally fell onto into Karkats arms of how bad You where laughing. He turned Blush red and stared at Andrew. He blinked at him. You go up and stared at Karkat. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you close. Your face turns a deep blush. " (first name) i feel red for you....) Karkat said kissing you. You join in and help with it. He continues untin Hussie inturrupts."Want this to be Canon?'' he asked.

I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK!!! THIS IS MY FIRST READER INSERT SO BEAR WITH ME!
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:iconfandomfan413:
FandomFan413 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
FUCK YES I WANT IT CANON! ...Actually knowing the way both canon ships, and the way Hussie twists them, I don't think I want that. (AndIdon'twanttherestoftheworldtosharematesprit *cough* I mean, what?)
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8thDimention Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This is peefect.
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:iconwarriorfanxxleafrush:
WarriorfanxxLeafrush Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Glad you like it ^^
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5lissalou11 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014
my fan trolls handle is agileHowler... AH... o-o oh snap my name also stands for andrewHussie >A< hehe its kinda funny tho XD
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:iconexplodingrice123:
ExplodingRice123 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
who ever the fuck you are BE THE TOTZ BUFF HUSSONATOR
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rowdyruffgirlshade Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Student
As soon as the fic started a gorgeous smile appeared to my face cuz I do like drawing and watching anime
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:iconxxaizlynntorresxx:
xXAizlynnTorresXx Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I know right?? Is genuinely surprised when I read that part. 
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bizarremusicmuse Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
No man. Don't make it canon. I can't trust Hussie with anything canon, especially ships. He'll probably torpedo it, and then try to keep me ALLLLLL to himself.  *^*  Good story though!
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InsertFakeName Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You basically described my life xD
Me as the reader
Me as karkat
Me as somewhat somewhere near Hussie probably by 30 percent.

I seriously love the Hussie POV god I almost died laughing and when Hussie asked for this to be canon in my mind (FUCKING YES) in my other mind (Hussie if I know you well you troll yours fans and somewhat splash something onto a shipping.) And in my Kankri mind (triggers.)
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:iconwarriorfanxxleafrush:
WarriorfanxxLeafrush Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow are you my copy or what? All the feels about the Vantas Family.

Lol thanks.
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InsertFakeName Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Heh heh no probs man.Im like that all the time with my friends "Want me to make you guys canon?" They would literally flip da shit at me.(Hush I am a clone that escaped)
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Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*fanggirls* want this to be cannon XD
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:iconexplodingrice123:
ExplodingRice123 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hai thar. Llama Emoji-01 (Laughing) [V1] 
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:icongrand-highboob:
Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Whats up MOTHERFUCKER
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:iconexplodingrice123:
ExplodingRice123 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
NOTHING MUCH OTHER THAN THE SKY.
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:icongrand-highboob:
Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Same here
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:iconexplodingrice123:
ExplodingRice123 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Coo
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:icongrand-highboob:
Grand-Highboob Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Mer
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:iconexplodingrice123:
ExplodingRice123 Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ble
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:iconaliciaparkersons:
AliciaParkersons Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2013
"Eant this to be canon?"

Oh Hussie, you jave no idea how much I would love that. I would give you my nonexistant soul.
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SheikisntZelda Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
"Ms.Paint"....:happybounce: 
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:iconmidnighrtose:
Midnighrtose Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
"want this to be canon?"
"FUCK YES MOTHERFUCKER~!"

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:iconwarriorfanxxleafrush:
WarriorfanxxLeafrush Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconhussieplz: THAT DETERMINATION. MUST BE CANON THIS INSTANT.
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Midnighrtose Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

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:iconbizarremusicmuse:
bizarremusicmuse Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013
But...if we let Hussie make this canon...HE'LL PROBABLY TRY TO RUIN IT AND SINK THE PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL SHIP QAQ
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:iconpiral-the-lypire:
Piral-the-lypire Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013
Hussie make this canon!also you just described me... And my best friend
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:iconwarriorfanxxleafrush:
WarriorfanxxLeafrush Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh me too!

:iconandrewhussieplz: Canon whatever you want.
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:iconpiral-the-lypire:
Piral-the-lypire Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
Yus! I shalt give u and this talented writer here a pony!
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:iconaliciaparkersons:
AliciaParkersons Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
"Want this to be Canon?"

Yes, Andrew. Yes I do.
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DevilMonster18 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Student Artist
jump out like a ninja Santa
LMFAO that was funny
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:iconalicemoonlight123:
alicemoonlight123 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! *starts running around in circles from the awesomeness*
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Kirakitty32751 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013
Nake it cannon!!!!! Head cannon!!! :33
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RainbowHeartMae Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HELL YIS MAKE IT CANON HUSSIE!!! XD
AWESSOME STORYYYYYYYYYYYYY <33 :iconcannotevenplz:
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:iconwarriorfanxxleafrush:
WarriorfanxxLeafrush Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks!
:iconandrewhussieplz:: Tis canon now!
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RainbowHeartMae Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NP :33
:iconmeplz::YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. <3
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:iconwarriorfanxxleafrush:
WarriorfanxxLeafrush Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconaradiamegidoplz: I kn0w h0w it feels g00d m0st 0f the time but s0metimes... when he dumps y0u f0r a Princess its sad...but y0ur with Karkat!
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:iconshiruba-yume:
Shiruba-Yume Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
FIRE ZEE CANON CANNONS!!!
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:iconwarriorfanxxleafrush:
WarriorfanxxLeafrush Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconnepetaplz: :33< What ship do you want to be canon caption?
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:iconshiruba-yume:
Shiruba-Yume Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
fire at zat Karkitty x reader ship over yonder!
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:iconjeffthekillerfangirl:
jeffthekillerfangirl Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
yes it should be canon
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:iconlessthan33:
LessThan33 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
CANON THAT SHIT HUSSIE
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:iconakinad:
AkinaD Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Should totes be Canon!
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:iconwarriorfanxxleafrush:
WarriorfanxxLeafrush Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconthehussplz: There it will be canon mabye just for 10,000 dollars and it might live for
one page
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:iconakinad:
AkinaD Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
XD Seems legit! Now to just collect 10,000 dollars.....
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:iconinsertfakename:
InsertFakeName Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I will join you one this quest for dollars.
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Tigerjump71 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Yes.
Yes I do, Lord Hussie. Help 4 sis out here?
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:iconwarriorfanxxleafrush:
WarriorfanxxLeafrush Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconhussieplz:
:iconinsaneplz:
Ya sure?
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:iconstargome:
stargome Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Because, guys hiding in vents are obviously rulers of the world. omg best story xD
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:iconwarriorfanxxleafrush:
WarriorfanxxLeafrush Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Check your vents because the ruler might be hiding in it XD
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:iconstargome:
stargome Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
*checks vents*
*becomes dissapointed*
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